Thursday, October 4, 2012

Bust out those walkmans...

...cuz we got cassettes in today! They'll be available from Seventh Rule soon, but if you live in New York or Boston you can pick 'em up at our shows this weekend.

Also, we're doing a couple of shows with on homies FIGHT AMP in November

Nov 8: Chicago @ Ultra Lounge -
Nov 9: Indianapolis @ Piss Haus

Tuesday, September 25, 2012


We truly live in exciting times. Presidential elections, global warming, unrest in the middle east, over hyped smartphones, and today, our second album, FAILURE TACTICS, is finally out. You can buy it directly from Seventh Rule and  get a free 'beverage' coozie as a bonus. If you don't like physical media, head over to bandcamp, where you can name your own price for the next 24 hours.

Also, resident Millions chef, Corey, was interviewed in the Never Nervous blog recently too:

We have a couple of shows lined up on the east coast coming up too:
Brooklyn on October 5th at Matchless with Cobretti, Growler and Beef Wellington.

And this show in Boston on October 6th at Starlab with Phantom Glue, Hero(n), and Jack Burton vs. David Lo Pan

Friday, September 21, 2012

Scott Interview

Scott got interviewed by for our new album Failure Tactics and about some Seventh Rule related biz as well.  You should go read it.  He gives away all of our deepest and darkest secrets.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Shows in Brooklyn and Boston, and a Review

We're still recovering from the record release show for "Failure Tactics" that we played last Friday at Township.  It was awesome.  Thanks to everyone who came out, and thanks to Neverender, Today's Man and Electric Hawk.

We're also playing this show in Brooklyn on October 5th at Matchless with Cobretti, Growler and Beef Wellington.

And this show in Boston on October 6th at Starlab with Phantom Glue, Hero(n), and Jack Burton vs. David Lo Pan

Also....A review!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Living the Dream? More like Numbing it...

Get yr hands on all this junk at the release show - Sept 14 - Township/Chicago

Thursday, August 30, 2012


Our new album, FAILURE TACTICS, will be out September 25 on Seventh Rule.
The record was produced by Chicago’s Andrew Ragin (The Atlas Moth), mastered by Kyle Spence (Harvey Milk)

But if you live in Chicago, you can get your hands on it early at our record release show:
Sept 14 @ Township w/ Electric Hawk, Todays Man and Neverender

Until then, you can wet your whistle with the song "Pervert" here:

Not to get all Emo McGee about it, but this is the most ambitious, personal and, well, craziest stuff we've done so far. We're split across the country, fueled by sleep deprivation and short circuits, and did our best to capture that via microphones and amplifiers. It's still the same old Millions, but more like if the same old Millions just came out of a two year coma and woke up in a world where a man with tax dodging off shore bank accounts who wears magic underwear was a serious contender for leader of the free world..... wait... fuck. 


1. Shadow Copy
2. Shipwreck
3. Pervert
4. Siberian Angel
5. Slang For Upstanding Men
6. Tunnel Rat
7. Numbing The Dream
8. Suicide Artist
9. U.F.F.O
10. Darmok V

Monday, April 16, 2012

Some talking points for today:

We have a show this Thursday in Milwaukee at Cactus Club with Wizard Rifle, Sivini and Bicentennial Rub.
We have show this Friday in Chicago at Township with Wizard Rifle, Sivini and Harpoon.
Sunday we enter Wall2Wall Recording to begin work on our second full length, Failure Tactics.
Failure Tactics will be out this fall on Seventh Rule.

To tide you over, we've put together a little video for one of the new songs.... Enjoy.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Back in the Saddle Again. Time to Ride.

Upcoming Shows:
March 28: with Git Some, Himalayan, In The Weeds @ Ultra Lounge | Chicago
April 19: with Wizard Rifle, Sivini, Bicentennial Rub @ Cactus Club | Milwaukee
April 20: with Wizard Rifle, Harpoon, Sivini @ Township | Chicago

Stay tuned for more news and tour dates...